A Girl in Every Port (1952)

Director
Chester Erskine

Main cast
Groucho Marx; Marie Wilson; William Bendix; Don DeFore; Gene Lockhart

Genres
Comedy

Description
After two sailors are conned into buying a lame race-horse, they go ashore to sort out the problem, but when they realize that the horse is one of a pair of identical twins, their plan for revenge becomes more complicated.


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