Abbott and Costello Go to Mars (1953)

Director
Charles Lamont

Main cast
Bud Abbott; Lou Costello; Mari Blanchard; Horace McMahon; Jack Kruschen

Genres
Sci-Fi, Comedy, Fantasy

Description
Lester and Orville accidentally launch a rocket which is supposed to fly to Mars. Instead it goes to New Orleans for Mardi Gras. They are then forced by bank robber Mugsy and his pal Harry to fly to Venus where they find a civilization made up entirely of women, men having been banished.


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