Primitive Love (1964)

Director
Luigi Scattini

Main cast
Franco Franchi; Ciccio Ingrassia; Jayne Mansfield; Jayne Mansfield

Genres
Comedy

Description
"Doctor" Jayne Mansfield is in Italy to show a peer her documentary about mating customs from around the world while at the same time having to deal with two bellhops who have an idea or two about mating with Jayne.


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