Crooks in Cloisters (1964)

Director
Jeremy Summers

Main cast
Barbara Windsor; Ronald Fraser; Melvyn Hayes; Francesca Annis; Bernard Cribbins

Genres
Comedy

Description
Having pulled off the smallest ever train robbery, Little Walter and his crew decide to get out of London. The six of them set up business in a disused monastery off the Cornish coast, despite the fact that none of them really qualifies as a monk - least of all Walter's moll Bikini. Bit by bit, the quiet way of life starts becoming a habit.


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