Herzblatt oder wie sag' ich's meiner Tochter? (1969)

Director
Alfred Vohrer

Main cast
Georg Thomalla; Mascha Gonska; Siegfried Schürenberg; Günther Lüders; Carola Höhn

Genres
Comedy

Description
Widower Paul always delayed talking to his daughter about sex. But when workers on a nearby construction site are falling down their scaffold because 16 years old "Herzblatt" is tanning naked, he feels he has to take action. In the hope she'll learn herself what consequences the difference between boys and girls has, he tries to get her a boyfriend.


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