Take the Money and Run (1969)

Director
Woody Allen

Main cast
Woody Allen; Janet Margolin; Marcel Hillaire; Jacquelyn Hyde

Genres
Comedy, Crime

Description
The life and times of Virgil Starkwell, inept bank robber.


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