They Call Me Trinity (1970)

Director
Enzo Barboni

Main cast
Terence Hill; Bud Spencer; Steffen Zacharias; Dan Sturkie; Gisela Hahn

Genres
Action, Comedy, Western

Description
The simple story has the pair coming to the rescue of peace-loving Mormons when land-hungry Major Harriman sends his bullies to harass them into giving up their fertile valley. Trinity and Bambino manage to save the Mormons and send the bad guys packing with slapstick humor instead of excessive violence, saving the day.


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