Il vangelo secondo Simone e Matteo (1976)

Director
Giuliano Carnimeo

Main cast
Paul L. Smith; Michael Coby; Dominic Barto; Jacques Herlin; Giuseppe Maffioli

Genres
Comedy

Description
Bumbling crooks Butch and Toby pose as priests in order to elude being arrested by the authorities in Africa. Butch and Toby deliver a statue of the Virgin Mary from Africa to Amsterdam. Unbenownst to the clueless duo, they're really smuggling diamonds. A group of equally inept mobsters give chase.


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