No Deposit, No Return (1976)

Director
Norman Tokar

Main cast
Kim Richards; Brad Savage; Barbara Feldon; Don Knotts; Darren McGavin

Genres
Comedy, Family, Crime

Description
Two rich children devise a way to escape their grandfather and visit their mother. Unfortunately for two hapless safe crackers, they become part of the plan.


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