Beach House (1977)

Director
Sergio Citti

Main cast
Jodie Foster; Paolo Stoppa; Gigi Proietti; Mariangela Melato; Sergio Citti

Genres
Foreign, Comedy

Description
Summer Sunday at a small beach house at the coast of Rome. Many people and stories: women's basketball team, two sports-obsessed soldiers, two men with their girlfriends and the priest with a big secret, an elderly couple with their pregnant granddaughter, and engagemented couple wanting to have sex for the first time.


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