Confessions from a Holiday Camp (1977)

Director
Norman Cohen

Main cast
Robin Askwith; Anthony Booth; Liz Fraser; Lance Percival; Bill Maynard

Genres
Comedy, Romance

Description
Timmy Lea and his brother-in-law Sidney Noggett are working as entertainment officers at Funfrall, a typical British holiday camp. The staff are lazy and inefficient, preferring to laze by the pool rather than organise activities for the holiday campers. A new owner, Mr. Whitemonk, an ex-prison officer, takes over the camp and is determined to install discipline into the staff. He is on the verge of dismissing Timmy and Sidney; however, Sidney's suggestion of organising a beauty contest changes his mind.


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