The House That Swift Built (1982)

Director
Mark Zakharov

Main cast
Oleg Yankovskiy; Aleksandr Abdulov; Evgeni Leonov; Nikolai Karachentsov; Aleksandr Zbruev

Genres
Comedy, Drama, Fantasy

Description
An immaculate, vivid and breathtaking implementation of Swift's romanticism.


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