How I Was Systematically Destroyed by Idiots (1983)

Director
Slobodan Šijan

Main cast
Danilo 'Bata' Stojkovi?; Svetislav Gonci?; Radoš Terzi?; Jelisaveta Sabli?; Rade Markovi?

Genres
Comedy, Drama

Description
The film follows a life of a homeless, but very well read, Marxist who is coping with Che's death and wishes to live a life of revolutions and workers' uprisings. He is a hypochondriac, bitter at the world, and blaming his old capitalist boss for his life's misery.


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