Konopielka (1982)

Director
Witold Leszczynski

Main cast
Krzysztof Majchrzak; Anna Seniuk; Joanna Sienkiewicz; Jerzy Block

Genres
Comedy, Drama

Description
Kaziuk, a stubborn peasant and his pregnant wife live in a backwood village, unaffected by the civilization. The village is once visited by a couple of wanderers, and strange things start to happen afterward. A new schoolteacher is sent to the area. She stirs erotic fantasies in Kaziuk. In a stir of frustration Kaziuk cuts down a family tree - a sacrilegious act in the eyes of his family. Going a step further and using a scythe for cutting the rye instead of a sickle brings the whole village against him.


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