Transylvania 6-5000 (1985)

Director
Rudy De Luca

Main cast
Jeff Goldblum; Joseph Bologna; Ed Begley Jr.; Carol Kane; John Byner

Genres
Comedy, Horror

Description
Two reporters travel to a strange castle in Transylvania to investigate the apparent reappearance of Frankenstein, and encounter such kooky creatures as the sensitive Wolfman, the horny Vampiress Odette, as well as a whole cast of other weirdos.


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