I Love You (1986)

Director
Marco Ferreri

Main cast
Christopher Lambert; Eddy Mitchell; Flora Barillaro; Agnès Soral; Anémone

Genres
Drama, Fantasy, Romance

Description
In another indictment of the flaws of our so-called civilization, this satire from the late director Marco Ferreri features Christopher Lambert as Michel, a miserable man who has failed at love and finds solace in a mechanical key holder.


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