Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)

Director
Andy Sidaris

Main cast
Ronn Moss; Dona Speir; Hope Marie Carlton; Harold Diamond; Rodrigo Obregón

Genres
Action, Adventure

Description
Two drug enforcement agents are killed on a private Hawaiian island. Donna and Taryn, accidentally intercept a delivery of diamonds intended for drug lord Seth Romero, who takes exception and tries to get them back. Soon other Agency operatives get involved, and a full-scale fight to the finish ensues, complicated here and there by an escaped snake made deadly by Toxic Waste!


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