The Pink Chiquitas (1987)

Director
Tony Currie

Main cast
Frank Stallone; Don Lake; Elizabeth Edwards; Claudia Udy; Bruce Pirrie

Genres
Horror, Comedy, Sci-Fi

Description
A pink meteor controlled by aliens lands near a small town and turns the local women into nymphos. A deputy sheriff and a local private eye investigate.


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