Neptune's Feast (1986)

Director
Yuri Mamin; N. Shilok; Yuri Afanasyev

Main cast
Виктор Михайлов; Виолетта Жухимович; Роберт Курляндчик; Яков Степанов; Виктор Цепаев

Genres
Comedy

Description
A group of Swedish tourists are on the way to a Russian village to witness the so called 'Festivity of Neptunus', in which the inhabitants take a dive in a hole in the ice. This tradition, however, does not exist at all. The inhabitants try to make a good impression by starting the 'tradition' to please the tourists.


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