Hot Under The Collar (1992)

Director
Richard Gabai

Main cast
Melinda Clarke; Richard Gabai; Burt Ward

Genres
Comedy

Description
Jerry tries to seduce his girlfriend Monica via hypnosis, but it accidentally makes her want to enter a convent and take a vow of chastity instead. Jerry tries to get her out by disguising himself to a priest and later as a nun. Alas, his rescue attempt crosses paths with a mobster who looks for his hidden stolen diamonds in the convent. Things get even more complicated when the pope himself decides to pay a surprise visit.


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