Cerni baroni (1992)

Director
Zdeněk Sirový

Main cast
Pavel Landovský; Alois Švehlík; Jiří Schmitzer; Miroslav Donutil; Ondřej Vetchý

Genres
Comedy

Description
Komedie vás přesvědčí o tom, že i na chmurné stránky naší historie je možné se dívat s nadhledem a humorem. Čo bolo, to bolo... Major Terazky vede svůj šik pétépáků od průšvihu k průšvihu vstříc světlým zítřkům. Česká filmová komedie podle románu Miloslava Švandrlíka.


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