Brain Smasher... A Love Story (1993)

Director
Albert Pyun

Main cast
Andrew Dice Clay; Teri Hatcher; Yuji Okumoto; Deborah Van Valkenburgh; Brion James

Genres
Action, Comedy

Description
A professional model, Sam Crain, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer.


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