Love Can Seriously Damage Your Health (1997)

Director
Manuel Gómez Pereira

Main cast
Ana Belén; Juanjo Puigcorbé; Gabino Diego; Penélope Cruz; Carles Sans

Genres
Romance, Comedy

Description
A woman seduces a hotel janitor to gain access to the famous musicians coming into town.


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