Asfalt Tango (1996)

Director
Nae Caranfil

Main cast
Charlotte Rampling; Mircea Diaconu; Florin Calinescu; Catalina Rahaianu; Marthe Felten

Genres
Comedy, Drama

Description
A desperate husband chases a bus full of beautiful women headed for Paris, France.


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