Delphine 1, Yvan 0 (1996)

Director
Dominique Farrugia

Main cast
Julie Gayet; Alain Chabat; Dominique Farrugia; Lionel Abelanski; Amélie Pick

Genres
Comedy

Description
C'est une histoire d'amour banale présentée comme un match de foot ordinaire. Ce sont donc Thierry Roland et Jean-Michel Larqué qui commentent, avec leurs mots (d'amour) et leurs noms (d'oiseaux), la première année de vie en couple de Delphine et Yvan, filmés pas à pas, dans leurs ébats et leurs éclats.


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