Santa with Muscles (1996)

Director
John Murlowski

Main cast
Terry Gene Bollea; Mila Kunis; Don Stark; Robin Curtis; Garrett Morris

Genres
Family, Comedy

Description
An evil millionaire (Hulk Hogan) gets amnesia and then believes that he is Santa Claus.


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