The Merman (1996)

Director
Frank Herrebout

Main cast
Huub Stapel; Gonny Gaakeer; Angelique de Bruijne; Frans van Deursen; Manuela Kemp

Genres
Comedy

Description
Tony is really handsome, but he smells. A scientist gives him a potion that should get rid of his fishy smell. Unfortunately, there are some serious side effects.


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