Almost Heroes (1998)

Director
Christopher Guest

Main cast
Chris Farley; Matthew Perry; Bokeem Woodbine; Barry Del Sherman; Eugene Levy

Genres
Action, Adventure, Comedy

Description
Two hapless explorers lead an ill-fated 1804 expedition through the Pacific Northwest in a hopeless, doomed effort to reach the Pacific Ocean before Lewis and Clark.


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