Bucharest Identity Card (1982)

Director
Virgil Calotescu

Main cast
Mircea Diaconu; Catrinel Dumitrescu; Stefan Mihailescu-Braila; Octavian Cotescu; Draga Olteanu Matei

Genres
Comedy

Description
A provincial young girl, a farming engineer, does not want to return to the countryside on graduating, but stay in the capital. But she needs a Bucharest identity card to do this. Her solution is to "buy" a husband...


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