Screwed (2000)
Director
Scott Alexander; Larry Karaszewski
Main cast
Norm Macdonald; Dave Chappelle; Danny DeVito; Elaine Stritch; Daniel Benzali
Genres
Action, Comedy
Description
A chauffeur kidnaps his rich boss's dog to hold it for ransom, but when she accidentally gets the dog back, she thinks that it's the chauffeur who's been kidnapped.
Scott Alexander; Larry Karaszewski
Main cast
Norm Macdonald; Dave Chappelle; Danny DeVito; Elaine Stritch; Daniel Benzali
Genres
Action, Comedy
Description
A chauffeur kidnaps his rich boss's dog to hold it for ransom, but when she accidentally gets the dog back, she thinks that it's the chauffeur who's been kidnapped.
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