Screwed (2000)

Director
Scott Alexander; Larry Karaszewski

Main cast
Norm Macdonald; Dave Chappelle; Danny DeVito; Elaine Stritch; Daniel Benzali

Genres
Action, Comedy

Description
A chauffeur kidnaps his rich boss's dog to hold it for ransom, but when she accidentally gets the dog back, she thinks that it's the chauffeur who's been kidnapped.


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