Ordinary Decent Criminal (2000)

Director
Thaddeus O'Sullivan

Main cast
Kevin Spacey; Linda Fiorentino; Peter Mullan; Stephen Dillane; Helen Baxendale

Genres
Comedy, Thriller

Description
Michael Lynch is a notorious criminal with two wives and a flair for showmanship. He's also a huge embarrassment to the local police, who are determined to bring him down once and for all.


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