The Phantom of Morrisville (1966)

Director
Bořivoj Zeman

Main cast
Oldřich Nový; Vít Olmer; Květa Fialová; Jaroslav Marvan; František Filipovský

Genres
Drama, Comedy, Foreign

Description
Česká filmová parodie na brakové sešitové romány odehrávající se v ponurých šlechtických sídlech plných tajných chodeb, intrik a dávných tajemství. Příběh se "odehrává" v pražském Smetanově divadle, kde si během představení Bizetovy Carmen málo vytížený hudebník čte šestákový román, který má ukrytý mezi notami a prožívá s jeho hrdinou, Sirem Hanibalem Morrisem, neuvěřitelné dobrodružství. Dobrodruh Manuel Diaz je těsně před popravou osvobozen z cely smrti svými kumpány, Dixim, Mikim a Drummondem. Vypraví se do zámku Morrisville, kde se chystá svatba Sira Hanibala s krásnou Clarence. Nikdo z přítomných netuší, že krásná nevěsta dosud je Diazovou manželkou...


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