The Census Taker (1984)

Director
Bruce R. Cook

Main cast
Greg Mullavey; Meredith MacRae; Garrett Morris; Timothy Bottoms

Genres
Crime, Comedy

Description
When George (Greg Mullavey) and Martha (Meredith MacRae) let Harvey (Garrett Morris), an annoying census taker, into their home, they find themselves under a barrage of increasingly abusive questions. Furious at his intrusiveness, and at their wit's end, they kill the census taker and with the help of their friends Pete (Timothy Bottoms) and Eva (Austen Tayler), must hide the body from a determined investigator.


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