Hoods (1998)

Director
Mark Malone

Main cast
Vincent Berry; Jay Brazeau; Joe Mantegna; Kevin Pollak; Jennifer Tilly

Genres
Drama, Comedy

Description
Angelo, together with a group of five other people, is ordered by his father, an Italian mobster, to kill the son of an enemy of his, who has destroyed one of his buildings with a bomb. The problems grow bigger when they discover that the person they have to kill is really a nine-year-old


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