Dirty Cop No Donut (1999)
Director
Tim Ritter
Main cast
Joel D. Wynkoop; Bill Cassinelli
Genres
Horror, Comedy, Crime
Description
A "shockumentary" which follows Officer Friendly, a psychotic policeman, on a rampage of sex, drugs, murder and other worldly pleasures.
Tim Ritter
Main cast
Joel D. Wynkoop; Bill Cassinelli
Genres
Horror, Comedy, Crime
Description
A "shockumentary" which follows Officer Friendly, a psychotic policeman, on a rampage of sex, drugs, murder and other worldly pleasures.
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