Captain Pantoja and the Special Services (2000)
Director
Francisco J. Lombardi
Main cast
Angie Cepeda; Salvador del Solar; Mónica Sánchez; Pilar Bardem; Aristóteles Picho
Genres
Comedy, Drama
Description
The Peruvian army captain Pantaleon Pantoja, a very serious and efficient officer, is chosen by his superiors to set up a special service of 'visitors' to satisfy the sexual needs of the soldiers posted on remote jungle outposts.
Francisco J. Lombardi
Main cast
Angie Cepeda; Salvador del Solar; Mónica Sánchez; Pilar Bardem; Aristóteles Picho
Genres
Comedy, Drama
Description
The Peruvian army captain Pantaleon Pantoja, a very serious and efficient officer, is chosen by his superiors to set up a special service of 'visitors' to satisfy the sexual needs of the soldiers posted on remote jungle outposts.
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