Zoolander (2001)
Director
Ben Stiller
Main cast
Ben Stiller; Owen Wilson; Christine Taylor; Will Ferrell; Milla Jovovich
Genres
Comedy
Description
Clear the runway for Derek Zoolander, VH1's three-time male model of the year. His face falls when hippie-chic "he's so hot right now" Hansel scooters in to steal this year's award. The evil fashion guru Mugatu seizes the opportunity to turn Derek into a killing machine. Its a well-designed conspiracy and only with the help of Hansel and a few well-chosen accessories can Derek make the world safe.
Ben Stiller
Main cast
Ben Stiller; Owen Wilson; Christine Taylor; Will Ferrell; Milla Jovovich
Genres
Comedy
Description
Clear the runway for Derek Zoolander, VH1's three-time male model of the year. His face falls when hippie-chic "he's so hot right now" Hansel scooters in to steal this year's award. The evil fashion guru Mugatu seizes the opportunity to turn Derek into a killing machine. Its a well-designed conspiracy and only with the help of Hansel and a few well-chosen accessories can Derek make the world safe.
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