An Everlasting Piece (2000)
Director
Barry Levinson
Main cast
Barry McEvoy; BrÃan F. O'Byrne; Anna Friel; Pauline McLynn; Ruth McCabe
Genres
Comedy, Crime
Description
Colin (Barry McEvoy) is a Catholic and George (Brian O'Byrne) is a poetry-loving Protestant. In Belfast in the 1980s, they could have been enemies, but instead they became business partners. After persuading a mad wig salesman, known as the Scalper (Billy Connolly), to sell them his leads, the two embark on a series of house calls
Barry Levinson
Main cast
Barry McEvoy; BrÃan F. O'Byrne; Anna Friel; Pauline McLynn; Ruth McCabe
Genres
Comedy, Crime
Description
Colin (Barry McEvoy) is a Catholic and George (Brian O'Byrne) is a poetry-loving Protestant. In Belfast in the 1980s, they could have been enemies, but instead they became business partners. After persuading a mad wig salesman, known as the Scalper (Billy Connolly), to sell them his leads, the two embark on a series of house calls
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