Buying the Cow (2002)

Director
Walt Becker

Main cast
Jerry O'Connell; Bridgette Wilson; Ryan Reynolds; Alyssa Milano; Bill Bellamy

Genres
Comedy, Romance

Description
A commitment-averse man frantically hits the dating scene after his girlfriend starts pressuring him to pop the question.


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