Old Hags (2000)

Director
Eldar Ryazanov

Main cast
Lyudmila Gurchenko; Liya Akhedzhakova; Svetlana Kryuchkova; Irina Kupchenko; Nikolay Fomenko

Genres
Drama, Comedy

Description
Four old friends are experiencing various troubles adapting to the new times in modern Russia.


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