Gladiator Eroticvs: The Lesbian Warriors (2001)

Director
John Bacchus

Main cast
Erin Brown; Darian Caine; Jade Duboir; John Paul Fedele; Ruby LaRocca

Genres
Action, Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy

Description
A parody of the big-budget Ridley Scott-helmed sword-and-sandal epic, Gladiator Eroticvs stars Darian (The Erotic Witch Project) Caine in the title role, a fierce Roman soldier who is sold into slavery and forced to fight in the lesbian games (well, maybe "forced" isn't quite the right word). Also starring John (Titanic 2000) Fedele as the Emperor Dickus Minimus (I kid you not) and Factory 2000 regular Misty Mundae as his royal sister, Clitorus, Gladiator Eroticvs offers the same thrills, excitement, slapstick comedy, and girl-on-girl action that you've come to expect from a Seduction Cinema production.


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