Stealing Harvard (2002)

Director
Bruce McCulloch

Main cast
Jason Lee; Tom Green; Leslie Mann; Dennis Farina; John C. McGinley

Genres
Action, Comedy, Drama

Description
John and his girlfriend have vowed to marry once they save $30,000 for their dream house. But the minute they achieve their financial goal, John finds out his niece has been accepted at Harvard, and he's reminded of his promise to pay for her tuition (nearly $30,000). John's friend Duff convinces him to turn to petty crime to make the payment … but Duff's hare-brained schemes spin quickly out of control.


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