Martin & Orloff (2002)
Director
Lawrence Blume
Main cast
Ian Roberts; Matt Walsh; Amy Poehler; H. Jon Benjamin; Matt Besser
Genres
Comedy
Description
This is the story of a marketing man and his shrink. A suicide attempt and a softball game; A PHD-toting stripper and a deranged Desert Storm vet; A giant sparerib costume and the world's largest peenis; John Woo-style violence and Steel Magnolia-esque pathos. This is the story of Martin & Orloff.
Lawrence Blume
Main cast
Ian Roberts; Matt Walsh; Amy Poehler; H. Jon Benjamin; Matt Besser
Genres
Comedy
Description
This is the story of a marketing man and his shrink. A suicide attempt and a softball game; A PHD-toting stripper and a deranged Desert Storm vet; A giant sparerib costume and the world's largest peenis; John Woo-style violence and Steel Magnolia-esque pathos. This is the story of Martin & Orloff.
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