The Biggest Robbery Never Told (2002)

Director
Daniel Monzón

Main cast
Antonio Resines; Neus Asensi; Manuel Manquiña

Genres
Comedy

Description
Lucas Santos, named El Santo is petty thief going continuously in and out of jail. Tired of small thefts, he aims to strike a blow that makes him famous and become the star of all media. His wife Lucia, a comprehensive and sweet woman, while awaiting the return of her husband, works as a stripper at a nightclub. Finally, Lucas gathers a band of petty thieves and decides to steal, from the National Museum of Art Reina Sofía, its most valuable painting: Picasso's Guernica.


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