Take Away (2003)

Director
Marc Gracie

Main cast
Vince Colosimo; Stephen Curry; Rose Byrne; Nathan Phillips; Matthew Dyktynski

Genres
Fantasy, Comedy, Sci-Fi, Family, Foreign

Description
Tony Stilano and Trev Spackneys both own, live over and work in adjoining take-away fish shops in Melbourne. Although they have fallen into a habitual rivalry based on a cause long forgotten, the pair unite when the multinational fast-food outlet "Burgies" unveils a new store directly opposite the twin fish & chips shops.


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