The Family Jewels (2004)

Director
Robert Schwentke

Main cast
Wotan Wilke Möhring; Julia Hummer; Antoine Monot Jr.; Alexander Beyer; Janek Rieke

Genres
Comedy, Drama

Description
Martin is the ambitious one in the family. He is poised to start on his doctorate, when he is diagnosed with testicular cancer and all his future plans begin to unravel. The removal of one testicle reduces the most immediate threat, but the cancer has already spread and Martin's doctor argues for an operation that would save him, but could also castrate him.


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