Kindergarten Ninja (1994)

Director
Anthony Chan

Main cast
Dwight Clark; Juan Chapa; Donald Teague; Anthony Chan; Richard Gnoth

Genres
Action, Comedy

Description
[Bruce Lee's] status in heaven can be upgraded if he performs a miracle, which becomes rehabilitating wrong-living gridiron star, Blade Steel. Bruce attempts this by getting Blade interested in martial arts, which Blade, in turn, teaches to students where he is performing community service for three months.


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