God Has a Rap Sheet (2003)

Director
Kamal Ahmed

Main cast
John Ford Noonan; Peter Appel; Bonz Malone; Mark Love; Shane Franklin

Genres
Drama

Description
8 men in a holding cell with a homeless man who claims to be god


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