Double zéro (2004)

Director
Gérard Pirès

Main cast
Eric Judor; Ramzy Bedia; Edouard Baer; Georgianna Robertson; François Chattot

Genres
Adventure, Comedy

Description
Ben and Bill are the two worst, completely useless agents - real losers. But who else would you send on a super-difficult top-secret mission? The French have just sold a new high-power M51 rocket to the Russians for crazy money. Unfortunately for them, the rocket was hijacked before they could get it of their hands. However, not just any fool is up to neutralizing this threat, but only the craziest and most stupid of them can cope with such a task.


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