Dead Fish (2005)

Director
Charley Stadler

Main cast
Gary Oldman; Robert Carlyle; Anouska Bolton Lee; Cassandra Bell; John Pearson

Genres
Action, Adventure, Comedy, Foreign, Thriller

Description
Gary Oldman is Lynch, a strangely charming hit man in this explosively funny dark comedy in the tradition of Snatch and Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. With an all-star cast including Terence Stamp, Elena Anaya, Robert Carlyle and Billy Zane, Dead Fish is a chaotic tale of criminals looking for love, money and revenge that will have you falling out of your chair laughing!


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